Friday, June 02, 2006

ECW lands on The Cylon Network

The WWE announced that the Sci-Fi network will air the ECW weekly re-launch show starting on Tuesday, June 13 at 10:00 p.m. Sci-Fi, which is the sister station to the USA network - home of RAW and where characters are welcome, diversify its programming slate which includes science-fiction shows such as Battlestar Galactica, Battlestar Galactica, and Battlestar Galactica.

Number 8, a cylon network spokesman, said "Bubbububbubububbububububbubu" about the relaunch and then gunned down three reporters.

ECW returns after airing on TNA in its non-wwe days and on the Prime network, a syndication block that aired locally in nyc on the msg network at two in the morning.

Sci-Fi hopes ECW leads its viewers to its other quality programming such as Dracula 3000 and the sixth HellRaiser movie.

One more note from RAW that I missed with a bit of remorse was Kane coming face to face with Kane from Earth-2. The Earth deuce Kane sported that pre-crisis Kane look, sloppingly choking slamming his reconned counterpart, much to surprise of JR, who now wonders who burned him?

Earth-2 Kane will now probably run among the WWE, using his super strength to knock off spirit squad members heads off and reminding us of the Katie Vick story plot points.

3 comments:

Spored_to_Death said...

They'll probably just kill it like they killed "The Invisible Man", "Farscape", and a bunch of other shows.

esuarez said...

Those were the old days. Sci-Fi doesn't kill anything now no matter how putrid. Stargate Altantis is still around isn't?

Spored_to_Death said...

Hah, that's where you're wrong. SciFi killed those shows to usher in the Stargate series. They kill the good stuff to put crap on the air. SciFi should be honored to host ECW. Hell, they should get down and start the "Kiss Paul Heyman's Ass" club.

Take that you bastards! You screwed up the best Friday night lineup you ever had! I stayed in every Friday night for about 3 years when I could have been out partying with wild college women!