TNA has been playing the creepy card lately. With Monty Brown being sent back to the Serengeti to pounce whatever pleases him, World-Champion Christian (bet you thought you never read that) has no one to fight. Enter scary man-Kane Abyss. Now if being named after a extinct club in New Jersey that hosted techno and teenagers wasn’t creepy enough, Abyss and manager the sinister minister (he prays to the brother downstairs if you know what I mean) have taken up the sport of stalking Christian’s wife.
Now in TNA world, stalking is not against the law, particularly if you have Alex Shelly film it for a documentary on stupid wrestling bits that build up a title match. Now if stalking is not against the law what about breaking and entering and beating up the owner of the house? The answer is not if your Abyss and you talk in grunts. Abyss beat-up Christian in his own house. Items in Christian’s home were used, as weapons against him like. a…a…empty water cooler bottle. That had to hurt. This debacle ended with Christian drowning in his own pool, as the sinister minister yelled “Abyss! You can’t win the title from a DEAD MAN!!”
Samoa Joe became the number 1 contender for the x-division belt held by the Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels. Joe showing how happy he was by not being very happy beat up the same 3 to 4 x-division wrestlers you see every week, so that he can have a stare down with Daniels
King Slapnuts Jeff Jarrett was in for surprise this week to find out that Sting as composed an army to fight his team of Big Papa Pump and America’s Most Wanted. Sting’s army comprised of pretty much everyone else in TNA from AJ Styles to Shark Boy. Sting then relived 1996 by hitting King Slapnuts with a bat.
Highlight of the night: Gail Kim dousing Jackie with beer, but being stopped by the alcoholic member of AMW because that was a waste of perfectly cheap beer that could be better served in his liver.
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