Friday, October 27, 2006

Senor KaBong Got Kabanged


This video can pretty much sum up Bound for Glory last Sunday. Here's the Skinny: Eric Young got his job back, Joe won the Monster Mash and doesn't like Olympic heroes very much. LAX won the cock fight by showing off that spanish mean streak all over The Fallen Styles Angel. Any match involving a cage, forks and a being choked out by Konan with a wire hanger is worth at least 5 of the 30 dollars for the ppv. The rest of the 25 should go to the Kevin Nash invitational X-Division tour, which feature B-List wrestlers and probably a couple of hookers for good measure. Ryhno lost his 8-mile match due to the fact that 26 consecutive chair shots hurt!

The story of the night though was the main event between Jeff Jarrett and the new incarnation of Sting. Sting 5.0 is a combo and a coke of venice beach sting and the crowish Sting we have come to know and yawn at for the past couple of years. Jarrett dropped the belt in what was the greatest transitional title reign of all time.


He took the loss well.

Jarrett title reign bullet points:
- Wins title from Chiristian Cage in four man free fall
- Samoa Joe steals belt.
- Samoa Joe won't give back belt.
- No one can convice Joe to give belt back: not Tenay or Jeremery "collar" Borash
- Get Sting to agree to title vs career match.
- Still can't get belt back from Joe
- Joe named 90% champion cause possession is 9/10th of the law
- Bring in Kurt Angle to disagree with Joe
- On the day before ppv steal belt back by distracting Joe with sandwich.
- Face Sting.
- Tap Tap Tap.


Highlight of the Week
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Sting no selling the Jarrett's guitar shot. Sting spent the last two months hitting himself with guitars...well scouted.

1 comment:

Spored_to_Death said...

Venice Beach Sting?