Speared

Celebrity status doesn't get you much these days. Kevin Ferderline just wanted to push a rap album in front of a world wide basic cable audience. That rap album though may not do so well if your pontential audience boos you unmercifully at the sight of you. Everybody's a playa hater. Of course, and being associated with a guy called Johnny Nitro is also not something to be proud of.

Mr. Spears though would attempt to reclaim the fans. He knows his wrestling and the hardcore wrestling fan would have stood and applauded if you make fun of John Cena. No one told him though that this trick only works in New York City and Philly. Too bad this was LA. A bad rap by John Cena later and your being carried away by referees. Good luck with that album.

The Cryme Tyme made there in ring debut this week against the spirit squad. No impressive wrestling, but the Squad did break up at the end of the match with Kenny yelling about how they were losers. Losing will do that.

Cryme Tyme then went on to steal King Booker's dowry. Book who claimed he could not speak ebonics was flustered by the roguish charm of Cryme Tyme. They then stole his wallet and King Book's royal accent. The real Booker T then emerged from the under the crown and threaten to get all those suckaaaaaaassssss!!!!

McMahon made the announcement that at the champion of champions match, the fans would vote on whose title would be on line. Meaning the spinny belt would get put up since no knows what to call Booker's belt (WCW belt?) and the Big Show's belt was sold on ebay by Rhyno a couple of months back and he is apparently is now into bowling.

Instead of the boring WWE ppv coming, TNA may have a good one this Sunday dubbed Bound for Glory. Whether anyone gets any glory out of this remains to be seen.

Chris Jericho explains

When did Fozzy start playing Creed Rock?

X-Division Title - Senshi vs Chris Saban - So what's left of the X-Division, by this match not much. Senshi has stomped his way into champ status by stepping over the competition, literally he steps on them from the top rope. Winner: Saban by wearing "Don't tread on me" Mat taped to his chest.

Detroit 8 Mile Match - Rhyno vs Christian Cage - Apparently Detroit is not big enough for the both of them. Winner: Cage - Rhyno and Cage start off in insult rap war, decide to call it even and go to the Tigers world series game. In the seven inning stretch, Cage hits him with the unprettier when they are displayed in I love you heart graphic on the scoreboard.

NWA Tag Titles - 6 Sides of Steel - LAX vs Daniels and Styles - Viva La Mexico, viva la moody jack, viva La Gail Kim being launched into orbit by LAX's resident big guy wrestler. This steel cage match will feature 6 sides not 4 sides of steel, meaning it will look like a Mexican cock fight only with real Mexicans. Winner: Styles and Daniels because Gail Kim finally crash lands on Homicide.

Raven's Clockwork Orange Man Monster's Ball funhouse and barbecue street fight match with weapons - Raven, Samoa Joe, Abyss, Brother Runt - Guest enforcer - Jake the Snake Roberts - Just in time for Halloween! All the scary man monsters TNA can rustle up are in one match to decide whose the craziest man monster in the organization. Winner - Samoa Joe - Jake the Snake uses the damien to eat brother runt (Spike Dudley). This completly freaks Abyss out cause all man monsters are afraid of snakes and he runs out of the arena. Raven in trying to pull Runt out of Damien's mouth is finished off by Joe who didn't even take off his clubbing shirt.

NWA World Title Match - Sting vs. Jarrett. Special Ref Kurt "It's Real". The loser loses something. If its Jarrett its the belt, if it's Sting then its the career.
Winner Jarrett - After pinning Sting to end what has been a pretty no show career in TNA. Angle puts them all in a Angle lock to end the show. He yells "Yeah, It's True, It's damn True!!!" WWE lawyers repel in from the ceiling and hand copyright infringement charges to a befuddled Mike Tenay, who wore his one and only good tux for this ppv.

Highlight of the Week - The return of "Screaming" Norman Smiley. Yes , Smiley returned to his screaming ways by wearing a football helmet and pads against Christian Cage on Impact this week. After taking a chair shot to the helmet for no effect he was stripped of his gear for the loss.