Much Youtubery?

Whole lot of antics occured this week in wrestling, McMahon returns, Teddy Long getting fake married, Angle crying, while the cruiser weight champion Leprechaun throws cream pies around. So let's start from the top and usher in the boss. Begin POWER WALK!!!

Vince now back from dead returned to put RAW in order. He talked about being sued by the government (for dog fighting - Hacksaw Jim Duggan wrestling anyone), the love of his family, and the Coach having to get another position cause - we gonna have ourselves a battle royale with cheese for his job!! Now any no name can be GM of RAW. My money was on Umanga.

Umanga as GM
Assistant: Mr. Manga can you schedule next week's card
Umanga: Maaaaahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha Gaajajaj
Assistant: Yes I see. What type of coffee do you want?
Umanga: Mahahahahahhahahahahahhaha GAfafajajajajja..cinammon.
Assistant: Excellent.


This nightmare though never came to pass as a shoe-less Steven Regal won the job by saving us from general manager - The Sandman. Fpppth...That was a close one.

McMahon's night was not over as he was given some distressing news from The Coach.

I hope the kid is like 5, wears a McMahon wig, a suit, yells for ice cream and power walks.

Teddy Long had a much happier time on Smackdown as he announced he was trading marriage vows with Crystal for a honeymoon to be named later. Heck, he is the GM, he can do that stuff. The Great Khali broke up Teddylicious'"they just call him that?" announcement by saying: "Mahahahfhahfhafh ggahhahahahfhah Batista mafhafhafhafahhaha". Can't any of these Man Monsters speak English these days. This gibberish on babelfish translated to: me angry at Batista for wrecking my Punjabi dance party me want wrestle. End result - knock yourself out and knockout Ric Flair this week to boot.

In case you missed it, Hornswoggle - Fit Finley's leprechaun is the cruiser weight champ. Yup, Yup, Yup, Yup. He hit Jamie Noble with a cream pie. Of course no one believes Jamie cause who believes in Leprechauns.


On TNA, Angle is on top of his game while his world comes crashing down around him. He's got the TNA world championship belt, the Japanese IWGP Championship belt, and he's wearing $5,000 suits (Flairnomics, of course). Angle, though, is a wreck. He's got a championship match for all the gold in TNA as he will fight Samoa Joe for the world tag belts and the X-Division belt (short story - these two guys have all the gold)and now his wife is leaving Angle. The divorce came on national TV and rocked the world champ as he cried all over the arena. His shirt was untucked, he was blubbering about losing his kids, and even hugged smuck announcer Jeremy Borasch.

This week Angle went to of all people Kevin Nash for help. Nash was the only one that understood the complex needs of our Olympic hero. This is definitely rock bottom. Joe announced he had a special guest to introduce in the ring. When Borasch informed Nash who it was, Nash said "Oh, he did not need this!". All this while, while Angle was crying on the couch.

In the ring, Joe introduced his guest being of course- Angle's wife. Angle looking like a hobo with two title belts went to the ring and begged and cried to keep his marriage together. Let's see how it went:


Christian Cage learned this week, that he will have to wrestle in a...get ready for it...DOOMSDAY CHAMBER OF BLOOD MATCH against Abyss. I think a guillotine is involved some how. Jim Cornette commented to Cage that if Christian ran from one end of the ring to other he would look like shredded wheat!

Highlight of the Week-

Santino?? Why you know speak in your regular broken Italian accent!