Friday, March 24, 2006

The First Post

Welcome to The Foreign Object! This blog is a comedic look at the current world of professional wrestling (not that fancy smacy stuff in the colleges - the really fake kind on TV). The posts will generally consist of reviews and thoughtful questions like what is that on Scott Steiner's chest?

2 comments:

Spored_to_Death said...

Many a philosopher and scientist has indeed pondered the questions "What is that on Scott Steiner's chest?" Well, I believe the answer is simple. The object on Scott Steiner's chest is a bio-mechanical power supply, which is what enables Steiner to freely wreak havoc upon his enemies. Without this device, Steiner would need some sort of external power source, possibly a giant plug which is inserted into his backside, to power his movements.

All those who get the joke qualify to wear T-Shirts that proudly label them as a "Nerd".

esuarez said...

I think its a treasure map. You look at the right side of the heart, I'm sure that is where Jack Sparrow buried the gold